Clean Freak

Folk-funk recording released 2020 by Awakeneers.

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Lyrics for Clean Freak

I like dirt under neath my feet
the stuff’s everywhere you just can’t see it

so I wash my food before I eat, and I wash my face before I sleep
I never lie and I never cheat, and I never sit on a toilet seat

Because I’m a clean freak, squeaky clean
I’m the cleanest geek you’ll ever meet
I’m a squeaky clean, clean freak

I don’t like movies that aren’t PG13, and I shut my eyes for the scary scenes
I like my mind unsoiled and my conscience clean, I like my eggs well boiled and my tofu lean
I like bad jokes if they aren’t obscene and I like nice folks who are nice and clean

Because I’m a clean freak, squeaky clean
I’m the cleanest geek you’ll ever meet
I’m a squeaky clean, clean freak

I don’t like hugs from sweaty people, and I don’t like to share my water bottle
I only buy stuff once I’ve read the label, and I clean my fork underneath the table
I might look like I'm a little unstable, but I do relax whenever I’m able

Because I’m a clean freak, squeaky clean
I’m the cleanest geek you've ever seen
I’m a squeaky clean, clean freak

I try not to speak before I think, and I don’t smoke i think smoking stinks
I never swear and I never drink and I don’t really care what other people think
I never click on those steamy links, but I do wash my feet in other people’s sinks

Because I’m a clean freak, squeaky clean
I’m the cleanest geek you’ve ever seen
I’m a squeaky clean, clean freak

I hold my tongue when I'm feeling pissed, cause it makes a mess when I pound my fists
cleanliness is next to bliss, even the Bible agrees with this
so I clean my cheeks when I get a kiss, even when it’s a pretty miss

Because I’m a clean freak, squeaky clean
I’m the cleanest geek you’ve ever seen
I’m a squeaky clean, clean freak

Soap and water is my super power, and sanitizer is there in my darkest hour
This doesn’t mean I smell like a flower, in actual fact I often smell sour
but I wash my hands ten times an hour, and whenever I can I like to take a little shower

Because I’m a clean freak, squeaky clean
I’m the cleanest geek you’ll ever meet
I’m a squeaky clean, clean freak